My Secret Calorie-Free Diet Recipe

You want to be hot enough to lock down a man? Then start losing weight.

There are a ton of diet recipes out there, but this is the one that works best for me:

Ingredient(s):
- Water
- Ice (optional)

Instructions:
1. Obtain a very large glass.
2. Fill glass with water.
3. Add ice to taste.
4. Drink entire content of glass.
5. Eat ice if you wish to chew something.
6. Repeat until full.

Have this for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and I promise you'll be skinny in no time! This is totally what I live on all week before I don Herve Leger.